Maurice Clemmons

It is of course entirely possible that, as FOXNews.com quotes the Pierce County sheriff’s department, “Maurice Clemmons [who is said to have killed four policemen] was shot to death after a ‘very alert patrol officer’ investigating reports of a stolen car recognized him.”

But I think it should be noted that it is certainly also possible, considering it’s a fairly open secret that the Thin Blue Line easily transforms into a Thin Blue Garrot when its own go down, that Mr. Clemmons was simply executed. Not that I’m necessarily wringing my hands about that, mind you, but why do we simply take the word of notoriously biased investigation boards?

Incidentally, FOX’s story includes a great quote that I think illustrates one of our society’s many faulty paradigms. When asked what motive Clemmons had, the spokesperson replied: “There is no answer, other than that he was angry about being incarcerated… There’s never going to be an answer that makes any sense.”

Right. ‘Cause everyone knows, when someone locks you up in a cage for a major part of your limited time here on Earth, ya just gotta laugh it off.