What was God thinking?
The Good Lord's reputation for cruelty amidst our world's heathen is in no way improved when scientists make discoveries like this:
"A sexy sway of the hips, long-believed to be a sign [of] seduction from women, actually may mean back off, according to a new study.
"A woman with a sexy walk is unlikely to be ovulating, which is typically when single women seek out male partners, according to a new Canadian study, French news service AFP reports."
Yes, you read that right: a woman is least interested in sex right when her body is performing magic show-worthy feats of hypnosis on male passersby.
On the plus side, say what you want about the misuse of American tax dollars on grants for questionable academic research, but those Canadian professors are earning their public funds.